Alternate title: "The Dukes of Diever (yee-haw!)"
Alternate alternate title: "Meatball and the Bandit"
Charles and his boss came back from Brussels last night, and I picked them up in Zwolle. My ability to drive a manual has dramatically improved in the last week or so, but I was pretty frazzled by my inability to find the train station. (Hey, Zwolle's bigger than you think. They've got at least three highway exits, and I made good use of every single one of them!)
Anyway, Charles drove home so that I wouldn't have to and so I could sit in the back seat and have Maui lick my ears instead of our boss's. Charles was speeding a little (110 in a 100?). We were passed by a police car, but it seemed to be no big deal. Plenty of other cars were speeding, and it took off down the highway ahead of us.
And then it got back on the highway in front of us. Charles started to do a little lane change thing to pass it as it entered, but then it sped up and put on a little LED message in its back window. (See the Tip of the Day, left.) It was in Dutch, so we sure couldn't read it, but Mike advised Charles to follow it down the next exit ramp and pull over behind it at the side of the road.
The officer got out of his car and came around to the passenger side with a flashlight. He asked something in Dutch and Charles sort of sputtered, "Ik spreek geen Nederlands. Engels?" ("I don't speak Dutch. English?") The officer replied, as everyone here always modestly or begrudgingly does, "A little."
And then the officer asked the big question: "Why are you driving with your fog lamps on?"
???
"Um...I don't know. Are they on?" (We just bought the car a month ago and are still trying to figure out a few things.)
"Yes, they're on."
"Is that illegal?"
"Yes. It's not allowed."
"Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize." Charles looked around the dashboard pushing various buttons as the officer walked around to look at the front of the car. "Is that better?"
"Yes, that's good."
The officer came back around to the passenger side and asked for Charles' license and paperwork. He handed him his American driver's license, which prompted a brief discussion about how we'd moved here only a month ago, that we owned the car but have had it for only a few weeks, and that we were headed back to Diever, where we live.
And it seemed the officer couldn't be bothered to deal any further with the Americans and the Scottish guy in the front seat who couldn't help with translation. He didn't press to see any of the paperwork for the car and didn't say anything about the speeding. He just said, "Do you know how to get back on the highway? No? Oh. Just follow me."
So if you're going to get pulled over with your boss in the car, at least make it for something stupid.