Charles usually takes Aldus and Maui for a long bike ride after work. It gives the dog some exercise, gives me a little time to feed Torsten in peace or start on dinner, and gives the boys a chance to see what's new with the local cows, tractors, etc.
The other day after their ride, Charles said to me, "I had the condom talk with Aldus."
"Oh, good. I'll have to have the drug talk with him tomorrow. What did you tell him?"
"Use lots of them."