After lots of editing and unwarranted frustration, I've issued my first press release. Tolstoy it's not. In fact there are so many credits and parentheticals that it may not even be comprehensible to the general public, but I'm sure future releases will be much better.
The good news (?) is that SMART-1 crashed into the moon at 07:42:22 CEST (05:42:22 UT) and that we're getting good data from it.
The other good news is that Radio Drenthe should be running a news brief or something in a half-hour.